stupid U.S. laws
ALABAMA It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
is illegal blind driver while driving.
can not sell artificially colored potatoes. Add salt
in the railway can be punished with death.
is prohibited to do an ice cream cone in your back pocket. ALASKA
Although it is legal to shoot a bear, waking to take a photograph is prohibited. You may
squirrels spotted from an airplane. ARIZONA
By cutting a cactus you could fall 25.
Mules can not sleep in a bathtub.
is illegal to refuse a glass of water that you are offered.
You may not have more than two dildos at home.
is forbidden to hunt camels.
Un hombre puede pegar legalmente a su mujer, pero no mas de una vez al mes.
El sexo oral se considera sodomía.
Está prohibido la cría de cocodrilos en bañera.
Está prohibido que el río Arkansas crezca llegando a la altura del puente de la calle principal de Little Rock.
Se garantiza por ley la luz solar.
Es una falta menor el disparar a cualquier pieza de caza desde un vehículo móvil, a menos que el objetivo sea una ballena.
Ningún vehículo sin conductor puede superar las 60 millas por hora.
Un ciudadano puede estornudar con inmunidad at home, even when in possession of an unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field. Blythe In
an ordinance states that a person must possess at least two cows to wear cowboy boots in public.
fights between dogs and cats are banned by decree in Barber.
In Denver is illegal to provide the vacuum to the neighbor. CONNECTICUT
In Devon is illegal to walk backwards after sunset. FLORIDA
A woman can be fined for sleeping on a hair dryer, and the owner of the salon.
A special law prohibits unmarried women parachuting on Sundays.
If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, parking rates should be the same as if it were a vehicle.
The only legal position for intercourse is the missionary.
can not fart in public after 6 am on Thursdays.
is illegal to kiss your wife's breasts.
The penalty for stealing horses is death by hanging.
is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a lamppost. In
Pocataligo is a crime for a woman over 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.) Pile in shorts or go by plane.
is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro . HAWAII
you can be fined for not owning a boat.
You may not get coins in one's ears. IDAHO
If you give him your girlfriend a box of chocolates, it should be, by law, not less than 50 pounds
not can fish mounted on camels. Pocatello
In a law dating back to 1912 decreed that "carrying concealed weapons is forbidden, unless they are displayed publicly." ILLINOIS
You can be arrested for vagrancy if you do not take over, at least one dollar bill.
law Chicago not eat in a place that is burning.
is against the law for a monster into the limits of Urbana .
law prohibits Kirkland bees fly over the village or any of its streets.
glue sniffing is prohibited.
The bathrooms are prohibited between October and March.
The liquor stores can not sell milk.
is not allowed to take a drink from a bar to a table. Must be the waiter who does. Also you can be arrested for drinking from the bottle, you have to add the liquid in a glass or cup. Carry
mustache is illegal if the wearer has the habitual tendency to kiss other people.
The PI value is 4 and not 3.1415 ... IOWA
A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
handless pianists (With one arm, come on), act free.
kisses could not last more than five minutes. Marshalltown
In horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. Corning
In is a misdemeanor that a man asks his wife to ride in any motor vehicle. KANSAS
The state hunting laws prohibit the use of mules to hunt ducks.
The law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights. KENTUCKY
is forbidden to walk on any street or highway, wearing only a bathing suit without police protection.
is prohibited the use of lizards in the offices of the church.
Any bee that enters the state of Kentucky must have a medical certificate that verifies that is free of disease.
Each person should bathe at least once a year.
No woman should appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this State unless escorted by two officers or unless you're armed with a truncheon. The provisions of this decree shall not apply to women weighing less than 90 pounds (about 40kg.) Or more than 200 pounds (approx. 90 kg.), Or be applied to mares. Lexington
In is illegal carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. LOUISIANA
can not shoot with a laser at a police officer.
steal a crocodile can grieve with up to 10 years in prison.
You can be arrested for making a false promise.
is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your own teeth are punishable as "Assault Child", while if you do it with false teeth is "aggravated Assault."
in Maine can not get out of an airplane in flight. MASSACHUSETTS
There is a law forcing dogs carry the hind legs tied during the month of April. MICHIGAN
not allow a woman to cut her hair without her husband's approval.
Persons under 12 must have a license to have gun.
is illegal to kill dogs using a decompression chamber. MINNESOTA
is illegal to sleep naked.
can not cross state lines with a duck on his head. MONTANA
is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and unmarried, any day week.
is allowed to shoot a group of seven or more Indians. MISSOURI
Those under Kansas City are not allowed to buy toy guns, but can buy for real. NEBRASKA
is prohibited whaling.
is illegal to make permanent a younger daughter, without a state license. NEVADA
is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
is still legal to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
The law prohibits tapping your feet or move your head or in any way keep up with music in a tavern, restaurant or cafe.
sip the soup is prohibited.
is illegal to throw balls to the head gives people for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
can not ride on Sunday with an ice cream in your pocket.
In Caramel forbids men to wear jackets and pants that will not play. Greene
In is illegal to eat peanuts and walk back on the sidewalks when a concert.
is against the law to sing off-key.
is forbidden to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
If a man and a woman who are not married are recorded in a hotel / motel as a couple, according to state law, are legally married. Any couple
overnight for a hotel must have a room with two beds that are separated by one meter. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly prohibited.
is illegal to have sex in a church. OHIO
It is forbidden for more than five women to live alone in a house.
whaling is illegal on Sundays. OKLAHOMA
can arrest or fine you for putting "ugly faces" a dog.
You may not be biting into a hamburger from someone else.
is illegal to sleep with boots. Tulsa
In is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of an engineer with a degree. OREGON
is illegal to whisper dirty things in your partner's ear while you do love.
can not eat ice cream on Sunday. PENNSYLVANIA
is against the law to shoot a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
is illegal for more than 16 women living together in a house, because it is considered a brothel. However, in the case of men, the number increased to 120.
Priests / Pastors can not marry a couple when one of us is drunk.
is prohibited to fish with your bare hands. You can only fish with teeth. Columbia
In is against the law for a pilot to tickle a student pilot under the chin with a feather duster to get her attention.
In Columbia pedestrians to jump on moving cars to prevent road kill, and beat the car to fall, are responsible for any damage done to the vehicle.
The District of Columbia has a law that prohibits putting pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a popping sound in the street.
law prohibits singing in the shower.
Any marriage in which one party is "Idiot" or "Loony" is void.
is illegal to display a Confederate flag at City Hall.
is illegal to "communicate with a death using obscene messages.
By law, if a man is promised in marriage to an unmarried woman, the wedding should be.
can not sell musical instruments on Sunday.
must obtain a permit to shoot a missile.
The Oral sex is prohibited.
When you approach a blind intersection in a vehicle other than a horse, you should stop at 150 meters and firing a gun into the air to warn horse traffic.
is perfectly legal to hit your woman on the steps of City Hall on Sunday.
Each adult must bring a rifle to church on Sunday to fend off Indian attacks.
is a very serious killing, without warning, someone who is trying to commit suicide.
is forbidden to sleep in a cheese factory.
If more than five Indians on your property you can shoot them.
can not live in the same house more than 8 women.
Atheists can not have a public job.
horses still theft is punishable by hanging.
No Christian parent can force their children to pick up trash on the highway on Easter day.
sleep-driving is prohibited. Memphis In
is illegal for a woman driving a car unless a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn motorists and pedestrians approaching. TEXAS
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A felony charge to promote the use, or possess more than six dildos. You can be legally married
publicly presenting another person as your husband / wife three times.
is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel.
is illegal to milk another cow.
According to the law when two trains meet at a junction of roads, both must stop completely, and none should proceed until the other is gone. The law prohibits
have pincers. UTAH
is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
is illegal not to drink milk.
is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have it at home, but you can not explode.
Birds have right of way on highways.
is forbidden to have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. VERMONT
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
is illegal to deny the existence of God
VIRGINIA No animals can be hunted on Sundays except raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
is prohibited sex with lights on and in another position other than missionary.
You may not drive without wearing shoes.
The law prohibits having a bath at home must be in the garden. WASHINGTON
to reduce crime law "is a must for any motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police to warn that it will enter the city."
topos is illegal to paint the American flag.
is illegal to pretend that your parents are rich.
In Seattle is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that measures more than six feet (approx, 1.8 meters) long.
It's illegal in Wilbur ride a horse ugly.
it legal for a man having sex with an animal if it does not exceed 40 lbs.