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Differences between men and women in California


Hi I put here a brief dictionary to know that women understand men (which is not very difficult), and men understand a little more to women.

For Women

I have hungry hungry = I have

Dream = I have dreams I have

I'm tired = I'm tired

The match ends in five minutes = missing at least two hours for me to get out of this sofa and back into real

Want to go to the movies? = Go to the cinema after a good fuck I miss you

Want to go to dinner one of these days? = Let's have dinner then I throw you a good fuck

We Dance? = Go out dancing that you want to take a good fucking

Can I borrow your notes? = Can I borrow your notes?

Would you leave my notes? = How I miss you like a good dust

I invite you to a drink = I invite you to a drink but then I would throw you a good fuck

look like a very interesting woman = How I would like to throw a good fuck

Do you have a boyfriend? = No matter, I'm not jealous and besides, I wish I miss you a good fuck!

How well you feel that pants! You have an ass that ... How I wish kill you to dust!

"I can call you sometime? = Give me your number so you can throw you a good fuck

do pretty dress! = What a pair of boobs you have!

What's wrong? = So, tonight to take a good lay, nothing

enhances your mouth How this new lipstick! = (Do I need to really tell what this phrase means?)

I'm bored = Do you fancy a shag? I love

= Now that we've talked about love, why do not we take a good fuck?

Let = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and compressive putting that look at what 'Janfri row' and supporting my hand on the cheek so that maybe then, after telling me your petty problems, so let's get you a good fuck

Will you marry me? = I do not want to sleep with another man ever again in your life

(Shopping) Yes, Yes, this I like it better = By God, grab anything and let's go the fuck home! (And while we had a good lay)

For Men

Yes = No No = Yes Maybe =

not

Good = This is the word women use to end an argument in which they are right and you have to shut up.
Never use "Fine" to describe how she looks, this is why one of those discussions.

Five minutes = This means half an hour. Is equivalent to the five minutes that will last football game before they take out the trash, so they are handy.

None = means "something" and you put your best beards to soak. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the mood of a woman when you turn it upside down, from right to left.
"Nothing" usually means a discussion that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with "Good"

Forward ( frowning) = Danger! Will end up with a woman getting upset by "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."

Forward = "I surrender" or "Do what you want because I do not care." You will receive a "Go with a frown" in a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Good" and you'll come back to speak at "Five Minutes" when you go to the monumental anger.

loud sigh = This is not really a word but a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. Means she thinks at that moment you are an idiot of 15 and wonders why waste time arguing with you over "Nothing."

sigh = As above is not a word but a nonverbal statement and means that you are satisfied. Your best bet is not to move or breathe to keep satisfied

okay = This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make a man. It means that she wants to think long and hard before counterattacking. It is often used with "Good" and together with a "frown."

Forward = At \u200b\u200bsome point in the near future you will be in a big problem.

Rate = Not an expression: it is an offer. A woman is giving you the opportunity to state the reason or excuse for doing what you've done. Have a good chance to tell the truth, so be careful not to get a "OK."

Thanks = A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say, "Nothing."

Thank = This is very different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thank you" when you are upset. Means that the offended without a drop of sensitivity, and will be followed by a "loud sigh." Do not ask what is wrong after the "loud sigh" because all you're going to say is "Nothing."

Sorry = I do not care what you think



need = I want It's your decision = You'll be sorry We

what you want = Hard to believe neither you, we will

I want Do what you want = Me the pay

We need to talk = I have to talk

We need to talk (with a serious tone) = We finished

Nah, I'm not upset = How can I not be angry, you piece of useless?

No, not at all = should have noticed for hours how serious it is

Nothing, really = If you were not so simple

're very friendly and attentive tonight = Just think of taking a good fuck

" I want? = I did something that is not going to like

much do you love me? = I did something that is not going to like a hair

I'm ready in a minute = Looking for some entertainment stupid on TV-type football, because it take about two hours

're so manly = Shave and Take a shower immediately, pork

Are you listening? = (Too late, you're dead)